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Gay Lunch. when two men eat lunch together and then swap blow jobs.

1. verb. I'm totally going to gunch him someday.
2. noun. So I had a really nice midday gunch with Austin today.

An all encompassing word; a utility word. It may be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

The way you use gunch is all up to you. It's an energy that can only be described as an unimaginable force that the most powerful people can use.

"Wow dude, you really gunched that one up."
"Hey, gunchie! Haven't seen you in a while!"
"What the gunch is up, Kyle?"
"I'm so gunched off right now I could punch someone."
"Uh-oh, I'm gonna gunch!"

a hairless pussy.......bald as a baby

what do you prefer......just a wax, or go for the gunche?

the gunch is a name for any unknown disease, usually on the skin and visible.
Creeping crud is used also.

I better go see the doctor. This gunch looks pretty bad.

a vagina washed in swamp water.

Whilst using his double donger, Weiros was over whelmed by the smell of his own gunch!

verb, 1970s-era: Jolt a pinball machine to change the way the ball bounces.

"How d'you gunch that thing so hard without tilting it?"

The nastiest cunt imaginable.

Holy shit, Azza's the worst GUNCH I know.