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gunch

An all encompassing word; a utility word. It may be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

The way you use gunch is all up to you. It's an energy that can only be described as an unimaginable force that the most powerful people can use.

"Wow dude, you really gunched that one up."
"Hey, gunchie! Haven't seen you in a while!"
"What the gunch is up, Kyle?"
"I'm so gunched off right now I could punch someone."
"Uh-oh, I'm gonna gunch!"

by andouilles January 05, 2022

gunch

the gunch is a name for any unknown disease, usually on the skin and visible.
Creeping crud is used also.

I better go see the doctor. This gunch looks pretty bad.

by DavidLeeRoth March 05, 2005

gunch

a vagina washed in swamp water.

Whilst using his double donger, Weiros was over whelmed by the smell of his own gunch!

by Count Arza May 30, 2005

gunch

verb, 1970s-era: Jolt a pinball machine to change the way the ball bounces.

"How d'you gunch that thing so hard without tilting it?"

by foxfirebrand August 01, 2005

gunch

The nastiest cunt imaginable.

Holy shit, Azza's the worst GUNCH I know.

by Mike February 28, 2005

gunch

gunch v. to gunch; sexual intercourse in the rear entry position, more specifically in the manner of a non-human animal.

I like to gunch that bitch right in her ass!

by Hal Jackson January 10, 2012

gunch

Usually refering to vagina. This word can be used as a direct replacement for cunt, bush, pussy, beaver, etc.

The impact of the word can increased with the use of assonance.

"I'm gunch for lunch or brunch."

"I made her gunch cum so much I could have made gunch punch"

by xLee March 10, 2005