A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who used to be a geek but has been in the business way too long to still be one.
For lack of social skills, nerds never really get to the point of being gurus. Gurus are honored highly by geeks because they are an almost inifinite source of geek wisdom.
Linus Torvalds is a guru.
A man of excellence, intelligence and strength. He has a extreme knowledge of fishing through tacklestore's, life-time catches and providing advice on all boating and fishing subjects.
John - "Hey do you know where Matt is? Need help tying this knot"
Ben - "Yeah, the Guru is upstairs"
Spam Facebook Ads from people who have pictures of fast cars and big houses (on their wish list) who want your money so they can buy them
I am a guru and if you give me your money I will become rich from something I’m rehashing from the guru who conned me