A fork of Rural Dictionary
something minute; an amount that really doesn't change anything.
He: "Oh no, we have to buy valve caps for our new Porsche! They are like 2,50!"
She: "That's an 80000 dollar car -- 2,50 are really just a piss in the Mississippi!"
Someone who used to be a geek but has been in the business way too long to still be one.
For lack of social skills, nerds never really get to the point of being gurus. Gurus are honored highly by geeks because they are an almost inifinite source of geek wisdom.
Linus Torvalds is a guru.
When somebody is in a really bad mood, somebody might have urinated into his bowl of cereal earlier.
Person 1: *rant*
Person 2: Hey, who pissed into your cheerios this morning?