Country Dictionary

Smuggling narcotics or other contraband through security checkpoints by stuffing them in your ass.

John: "Hey James how did you get the weed through security?"
James: "Easy, man, I just used my human suitcase. I wouldnt sniff the bag if I were you!"

when you put all your clothes on a midget and pull it around in the airport.

instead of taking her prada carry-on, jenna decided to just carry her human suitcase to the boarding gate.

when a midget on rollerskates puts on all your clothes and you pull them through an airport terminal.

tina: did you pack your suitcase carl?
carl: nah, i'm bringing a human suitcase instead. he packs himself.

that thing where a midget wearing roller blades puts on all your clothes and you push him around an airport.

Hey was that a midget wearing all your clothes and rollerblades?

Yep he's my Human Suitcase

that thing where a midget wearing roller blades puts on all your clothes and you push him around an airport.

Hey was that a midget wearing all your clothes and rollerblades?

Yep he's my Human Suitcase

Midgets on Roller Scates being pulled through an airport

These Human Suitcases are the best!

A human suitcase is when you make a midget on roller skates wear all of your clothes and you pull them on a rope through an airport.

Janae pulled her human suitcase through the airport freely until TSA agents confiscated her midget.