Country Dictionary

July 4th is national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day

Man 1: "its July 4th, national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day"
Man 2:"oh no, i was born that day"
*man 1 prceeds to beat man 2 with a pillow

Rick Mob birthday poggers

Hey, it's July 4th.
Happy Rick Mob Day, bitch.

The day everyone’s favourite slurp blessed this world for the first time. Happy birthday u grapey bitch xx

Wow it’s July 4th, that’s my favourite persons birthday.

The day Kristof was litteraly born. Holy fuck..

Me: July 4th. Kristof?
Kristof: Kristof.

If your name is ahmir and you’re born on this day die, die die die!!! Kys!!!! - ahmir

Omg look at that ugly thing I can’t believe he’s born on July 4th