Country Dictionary

To engage in sexual activity in a natural area of water (ie. pond, river, lake, or ocean).

We wanted to jarvis in the river when the other groups had passed.

One whom exits before compleating his or her duty. May also be used as a substitution for the term "vagina" when refering to ones actions. A tool.

"I'm leaving the bar, I am super tired."

"Stop being such a jarvis and suck it up"

a plaid or flanal jacket often seen on lumberjacks, old men, and hip young university students trying to break all the rules of fashion. Can be a variety of colors, sleeve lengths and shades, does not have to be any certain material, as long as it's near hideous yet strangely awesome.

dude 1 "where's dude 3?"

dude 2 "he went shopping, he should be right back"

dude 3 "hey guys check out this sweet Jarvis I bought at the Peavey Mart"

dude 1 and 2 simultaneously "that's a sweet fuckin Jarvis"

The most sussy imposter of them all 😳

Jarvis is a very sussy baka

noun; long haired, facial hair clad, and usually lacking the most basic hygienic qualities.

"Dude, that jarvis walked by earlier and it's smelled like ass ever since."

A Haircut where the person has a small fringe, and whose hair is long and shaggy over both ears, but not at the back. It is worn by someone with no sense of style

Look at that kid! What a Jarvis he has!

1) Finnish for Lake; so basically Finnish for Finland.

2) A really cool word to put at the end of 99 percent of Finnish villages, cities, townships, etc.

Guy: mennä järvelle ( järvelle is just another form of jarvi. damn finngolians. )
Guy 2: I DON'T SPEAK PERKELE SPARDE