A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of masturbating to David Hasselhoff's picture while wearing lederhosen and playing german polka music.
Colton: Hey I am having a German Jerkoff party this weekend, you wanna cum. hehe
Cameron: Yes please, but can it just be a party of 2
Colton: Im so happy we are so close
Cameron: Same here my life would not be complete without you.
The most smelly man in the world
Look at that Jerkoff jack over there
A person who is very generic and not many people have heard about, yet is supposed to be a very important figure in their field.
Guy 1: “You’re not a real drummer if you don’t know who Jeff Hamilton is! He’s the best drummer in the world and all should pray to him every day!”
Guy 2: “Who’s Jeff Hamilton? Sounds like some Jerkoff McGee.”
A sex position, although trickey to pull off very rewarding for both partners. As you are using a “Jersey jughandle” you or your partner must masturbate while taking the sharp turn pumping adrenaline through the system
Just gave myself a jersey jerkoff, man what a rush!
When you masturbate with your hand, but leave your pinky open. British tea drinking style.
"Holy shit he's so entitled that he does the gentleman jerkoff to himself"
A Term of Indeerment used on people who enjoy pissing The Pontiff off.
The man who ran in front of my car was a JERKOFF MASTURBATOR so i ran him over.
Someone who isnt getting laid.
"Man john hooked up with this girl last night who was a total dog."
"At least i got my tip wet, whod you go home with jerkoff hands?"