A fork of Rural Dictionary
verb To act like a brown Jew in a Catholic school. This includes: throwing objects at innocent people; pushing on one's chair; knowing too much about mass-murderers etc.
The country of origin is Indonesia
Girl: (pushes chair)
Girl 2: Stop Jonning me!
talking about some, getting on them for something they got on or something they did or how they looked
"Man i like Jonning on crackheads"
A confusing, self centered dip shit. Who I've liked for a long time, and I can't get him out of my mind. I hate you, but I love you!
Jon, you are amazing and I hate you for it.
A Jon is a really bad dude. He often slaps skeezers with his massive chode, while also caring for his friends and family. He has a tendency to summon mythical greek gods to aid him against haters. A Jon also pisses excellence, so much that he has created a massive flood or two. Some may blindly state that god created these floods to test Noah's Ark. One look at a real Jon could make a blind man see, a crippled child run, or a woman with a gag reflex deepthroat.
Man #1: "Hey bro, who's over there bashin out all those skeezies?"
Man #2: "That must be a Jon. You can tell by the way he's also texting his mom, telling her that he misses the family."
Jon is a gift - a wonderful gift that keeps on giving!
This gift called Jon means never having to say soz!
To fail despite certain success, usually with respect to seducing the opposite sex.
"I was going to totally get with this girl blud, but then i totes Jon'd it!"
"Mate that girl is so in to you, don't Jon it up"
Mark was going to have "enthusiastic cuddleling" with Sarah until he called her Cindy and Jon'd it up.