A fork of Rural Dictionary
Anyone with the username Galaxy is a Kiddy Fiddler. He tends to touch kiddies in his basement.
911: What's your emergency?
You: "I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A KIDDY FIDDLER!"
911: "Does he have Galaxy in his username?"
You: "YES!!"
911: "OMG! I WILL GET THE FBI AND ATTACK HELICOPTERS!"
This is BEKAHS best friend she has known him for ages and loves him very much!!! He talks to little kids and also bekah!!
BEKAHS bestie is the kiddie fiddler✌🏻
To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.
The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.
Person 1: You look like Ed sheeren. You must be a kiddy fiddler
Josh: IM NOT A GINGER
Person 1: Whatever u say ed sheeren
Term most commonly used in descriptions of Charlie Hutton. See also nonce, pedo and cradle-snatcher
Look its a kiddie fiddler, must be Charlie Hutton on the prowl
A Kiddie fiddler is another name for pedometer, meaning that an adult likes to toucheck kids
Yo, that guy over there is some Kiddie fiddler