A fork of Rural Dictionary
A special kielbasa hot dog at Hugo's hot dogs.
"What's the Hot Dog of the Day, Hugo?" "It's the View to a Kielbasa Dog, you should try it!"
When a person walks on their knees between two rows of men all of whom are helicoptering their penises, slapping her in the face as she goes by, similar to the wash cycle of a car wash.
The couple thoroughly enjoyed witnessing the kielbasa car wash while on vacation.
A group of at least 4 extremely overweight females. Usually, each member in the group must have more chins a Chinese phone book. The smallest member of the group must not weigh less than 275lbs....... unless they are under 4'9". They are usually seen on their way to McDonald's for a snack to hold them over until they get to Pizza Hut for dinner. Total daily caloric intake for the group must be within 250 calories of a pod of blue whales.
Clear the sidewalk, here comes a kielbasa posse!!!!!
Situation wherein, an individual is receiving a blowjob where the person performing the act is actively smoking (cigarette, cigar, cannabis) thereby creating a “smoked sausage”
So after I finished my last drink, I gave the chain smoking girl at the end of the bar $20 for a kielbasa