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Latex Rocket

A ripe banana with a condom on it. Used as a dildo for poor people.

She wanted a latex rocket in her.

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Latex Lads

Two people of the male persuasion that share a condom after one has finished with it.

Bro, isn't it rad that we are not only Eskimo brothers but latex lads now too.

by Sr. Douche May 25, 2012

Latex shooter

Throwing back the splooge filled condom following safe sex.

Some people take protein in a shake, others prefer a latex shooter.

by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019

Latex Beast

As in the furries in changed. Latex beasts are creatures like furries but they aren’t humans in a fur suit. You can become one by getting infected by one or stepping in puddle.

Colin got infected by a Latex Beast.

by FuriTheFruitBat April 16, 2022

Latex

It's something used on a peen. Condoms in fact. Use Magnum or Trojan condoms to save yourself from getting omega aids. Or big mistakes and pregnancy. Hopefully the condom doesn't break as you nut in it.

Samantha Big Thottie: "Hey Johnny Johnny, you wanna stick your sugar stick in my ass and make me squirt?" Johnny Johnny: *Straps up with big latex and eats sugar and makes sugar lube and hits her up in the bed* *orgasms*

by MemeBoi2019 - More Years. April 12, 2019

putting on the latex

the act of masturbating using a rubber glove.

person 1: you get any action last night ? person 2: I was about to but then she laid me off so I ended up going home and putting on the latex.

by swagydefiner February 02, 2017

Latex buttsex

The process of putting on a weiner sock to buttfuck your cellmate

“What are you in for?” “I’m in it for the latex buttsex

by Alex the creator Alvey December 30, 2019