A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Al and Dave the life of the party were known for having great mayonnaise. To approach them using any other term for the substance would mean to be denied".
A picky eater. Someone who won't try new things. A person that smears mayonnaise on everything.
mayonnaise on your steak? Really? What a mayonnaise face!
An expression of observation. Can replace the term "excuse me, but did you notice..."
"Mayonnaise a lot o' Jeeps out hear in da woods!"
Bob: You want some mayonnaise?
Bill: Sure, I could take a mouthful right about now.
Slang for semen, but when still used in the same manor as a condiment.
I like my ham sandwiches with plenty of mayonnaise!
Josh was a strong powerful suburban white male who could leap tall buildings in a single bound. But since he's been eating mayonnaise on his sandwich's he's just a lazy cracker now!
A common substituent for sexual lubricant, most often used by the elderly.
Eloise get the Mayonnaise were all out of k-y.