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Much Pleasure (as in sexual pleasure). An opposite of MP is NMP (not much pleasure). MP and NMP can be used as entire answers themselves.

How was last night? MP or NMP?

Man Pussy Syndrome

Not only does Zac suffer from a red raw case of MPS, but he's well on his way to being our generations male version of Liza Minneli.

Micro Penis syndrome. It is when you have a tiny dicko and it falls out when you have sexy time.

My boyfriend has MPS so I don't have orgasms and I love to queef

A woman beyond description. The whole package. Attitude, personality, looks, lifestyle. Extremely rare.

I saw MP today. Man, oh man. I fainted, woke up and vowed to give my left hand for even a chance with her.

Mental Picture

Oh man, that just made me MP my parents getting it on- Gross! Damn baby...you so fine. Turn around and let me MP that booty.

Big tits, big milk.

"Man did you see Ashley today, shes a fucken MP" "Yeah she would have a lot of milk to suck on"

micro penis

Joe has a mp (micro penis)