A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who has sex with many navy men , often these girls are underage
she shagged 6 navy men ,wat a matloe matress
When you've hurt your elbow riding a dirt bike but tell your partner it's from helping your neighbour moving a mattress
Fuck brah, shouldn't have helped no one, my matress elbow is throbing harder than my johnston
A woman shared by everyone sexually.
Example: Veronica is sleeping around with everyone, she is such a communist matress!
Nickname for Paris Hilton.
"Did you see that video!? That chick is an heir matress!"
A very overgrown hairy pussy!
God my push needs a friggin trim it looks like a burst matress!
God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!
A matress for a table that sits on two ends with one part sticking out of te side
Get yo' dang table matress off of Cletus!
A covert naming convention designed to point out large breasted wome in public in the guise of bird watching.
"Looky here Cledus, me thinks I have just sited the fabled Double Breasted Matress Thrasher"!