A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A very nice person that is from or claims ancestry from mexico 2. What american idiots think illegal immigrants are
1. Hey do u see that dude with the coyote running over the border?? 2. Sure do! 3. he is a Mexican!!!1 4. No dumb-ass!! he is an american police officer-catching them!!!!!!
Hard working individuals that don't steal things all the time and are actually very nice people, especially the women with their nice booty. 95% are legal and have their green cards and don't need to speak English faggots this is a free country.
White Guy 1: "Hey wanna steal some cocaine?" White Guy 2: "Are you Mexican?" Mexican 1: "Are you guys racist ignorant faggots that cogitate crime with African-Americans and Latinos with the crime?" White 1: "Oh shit, the fine gentleman is right, I need to think about what I say in daily life and be more acceptive of new cultures."
A "Mexican" is someone who is good at many athletic activities such as swimming across rivers, running away, and jumping over walls, a female Mexican have an average of 13 children, but make up for it by making amazing tacos and having fat asses. A "Mexican" child if ever in call of duty chat you will hear several children in the background and can get very annoying.
"I don't want to buy your oranges you filthy Mexican".
A term for cramming people in the trunk of your car.
Yo theres no room for 8 people in my car. Lets mexican Joe and Tina. Yo whos riding mexican? We'll just mexican some people.
Dirty ass little border hopping grape picking taco munching Mexican beaners
Person 1: Have you seen that beaner around town lately? Person 2: Yeah that little Mexican beaner looks like Speed Gonzales.