Country Dictionary

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MOON CRICKET

A NTJ WITH WRISTBANDS

HEY GET OFF MY HARLEY MOON CRICKET

by PHIL32973 July 28, 2008

moon cricket

they come out at night and make a lot of noise...

"aghhhh, that moon cricket has a bigger cock than me and he's limp."

by jleebeats April 06, 2004

moon cricket

A magical woodland creature equivalent to a horse, which fairy's ride at night.

When i spotted the fairy, she was riding a moon cricket off into the night.

moon cricket

a degrading nickname used to piss someone off, not regarding race or ethnicity.

look at dat bitches hair, lookin like a moon cricket

by waltman March 04, 2009

moon cricket

Well i dont know about the rest of you but to me moon cricket is a game, namely cricket that is played after dark, usually on the beach and usually while drunk

It was four a.m. we were all drunk after watching australia flog england in the ashes again so we went down st kilda beach to play some moon cricket

by shane aisbett June 30, 2004

moon cricket

slang term describing WHITE PEOPLE..

moon: because they are pale and pasty-colored like the moon
cricket: because they are noisy as hell and take everything over

That dude's boss is such a moon cricket

by alphonse the lurker October 25, 2006

moon cricket

a person who does not blink their eyes and are as wide open as they can be.

The Plant Service's Supervisor is called moon cricket.

by frank August 29, 2004