A fork of Rural Dictionary
Were you a fan of FML or MLIA or even MLIB well we got something for you. MCP is a group where people come together to talk about how their Kitty Kat parties. If your cat is obese, a known alcoholic, plays COD way to much or just plain parties this is definitely something you need to follow.
Just found out my cat is a pimp and traffics drugs from his litterbox... My Cat Parties (MCP) They say cats sleep and eat 18 hours of the day. Well the other 6 they party hard. MCP Just found out where my 12 pack of Natty Light has gone, thanks Kitty. MCP
"come meet my cat" "would you like me to stroke it?" "yes, have a look at my pussy..." "I thought I was going to meet your cat?" "I don't have cat!"
To have sex with a female's pussy/vagina.
"Come upstairs so you can come meet my cat! ...If you know what I mean."
A common phrase used by online gamers to refer to the need to finish masturbating.
Fred : So why weren't you at school today? Jack : My cat was on fire. Fred : Are you ready to go? Jack : No, brb, my cat is on fire.