Country Dictionary

The act of masturbating a female (can be used by the female about a self-action, or by another)

I totally ninged her.
I love to ning.

ning is slang for nothing.

What are you doing courtney ?
Courtney reply's "ning"

nothing =)

A greeting used to address large groups who may be in different timezones and you wont know if it is morning or evening for them.

Teacher: "Good ning class"
Students: "Good ning Mrs. S"
Head Teacher: "ning all!"

A person that is pestering you.

Karky "Butch" Butcher won't stop being a ning ning and asking me questions.

One of a kind creature, An individual who spins my head right round right round!

MAMA...that Ning has me Discombobulated!

That Ning be fine as hell!

Really excited and happy about something.

Jemima was really ninged about her end-of-year mark

When you poke your eye with the metal end of an umbrella.

My eye hurts because I Da Ning Ninged