A fork of Rural Dictionary
An individual that watches my little pony porn and is into clopping
Bro that guy is definitely a noble
One who acts selflessly to better the life of his child.
A noble Father, that despite a volatile break-up, pays child support consistently and aids his Ex even more so monetarily with-out hesitation, even though it is not appreciated. A noble Father who literally lives for his child, greatly anticipates the next time he will see his child and loves his child more than life itself. A noble Father who desires much more time and involvement in his child's life to properly parent in the way only a Father can, despite being restricted for no apparent reason other than to be controlled exclusively by his Ex.
A person that is the hottest in the world. They sometimes say that they are better then everyone but that is just because it's true. Noble or christian is the optimum choise for any woman.
Woman 1: I want noble.
Man: hey woman 1 will u go out with me?
Woman: NO!!! I only have eyes for noble.
Man: Damn I wish I was noble.
A person who 'sacrifices' their own happiness with the assumption that they are bringing happiness to the person they are sacrificing for, when in fact, this sacrifice makes the other person even more unhappy.
Prime Minister: I'm in a contract marriage with you and now you're telling me that my real missing and presumed dead wife is really alive?
I: Yes. So I'm going to leave you even though we've decided we actually love each other and want to marry for real now.
Prime Minister: But I don't want my old wife back. She pretended to be dead so I hate her now. But I love you, you noble idiot.
I: Tough. I'm gonna travel the world and write a kids book. Get back with your old wife.
*Prime Minister proceeds to not get back with old wife because he hates her while I mopes because she's depressed she left the Prime Minister*