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neopets

I have read quiet accurate deffinitions, so I won't describe what is all about. In my opinion, neopets has always been a rather complicated and unfair game. The difficulty lays in the fact that it is EASIER to make money in the real world, than in neopets world. Actually, it is not a game fit for people who have a real living, such as works, and studies to take care of. Neopets is far from an entertaining game to distract yourself, since it's so frustrating, and it's an enormous time sucker. The frustration of it comes with the fact that it is very hard to combine social life with neopian success. It is almost impossible to win at any of the contests, I am a farily good artist, and I never, ever won the art competition (whatever it's called), and was outsmarted by much worse pictures than mine. I never won the beauty contest either, and only once did I win the storytelling. As far as I remember, you need like millions of neopoints to get a paintbrush, and, in my experience, I was able to get 10,000 np a day, playing several hours. I must say that I stopped playing neopets for those reasons. I needed to study, and further in the future, I started working. Social life, and neopets can't match. To make a virtual comunity, well, it's fine. I find it extremely complicated for children, since they are the most competitive. But as an entertaining game, well, there are other games out there, like the mythical AOE, which is FAR more entertaining than this distorted representation of our actual world.

It is easier to make real money. Real money can be wasted in the following things: Food, a house, a car, a wonderful gift to a loving husband, giving your children the life they deserve. Neopoints: It is far harder to get them, and waisting your time in neopets means waisting time in real life. Neopoints can be spent in the following: brushes, food, clothes (all virtual, obviously), weapons, etc. Now choose your priorities. I've chosen.

by Dragon Nighthowler April 12, 2008

neopets

Neopets is a virtual pet website that used to be kind of fun and really addicting, but now it is swarmed by mentally ill n00b seven year olds begging for "neopoints" and boyfriends. Also, the owners completely sold out, so now all these little kids who have never heard of the website walk into Limited Too (OMFG d@tZ m4I fAvRriT sToR$RE!!!112) and beg mommy for a kyoot plushyy!! There's a new service where people with money will be able to do all the fun stuff the normal people can't. Like I said, it's really addictive. Once you start, you may need The Patch.

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by Tremor April 23, 2005

Neopets

It's about some people using a pet site for massive advertising so they can get rich. Plus, while you play with your pixels, you see lots of flash banners that slow down the computer and sometimes offers something not suitable for young players like dating agences ads. I think they don't care about the people on the site. At least not anymore.

*surfing on Neopets* *reads the ad: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE THE VISITOR 1,000,000! CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!* *blinks* *logs out* ...¬¬

by Sunny1010 October 02, 2007

neopets

A screwed up game that used to be alot of fun, but Doug I don't give a crap about his last name bought the site and turned it into a advertising spot, now there are ads for Dating Sites, Viagra, and other various crapvertisements. Here are a few reasons why it sucks: 1. TNT(the Neopets Team) is a clan of Hipocrites. They say the site is not a dating service yet they have dating service links hovering above their messages, they say you can't post a picture of yourself wearing skimpy clothes yet their "faeries" look like they work part time at a strip club. 2. The n00bs(not newbs) They ruined the boards and TNT bans the poeple that gang againsed them yet let the n00bs get away with saying "AwW s....h...i....t!I l3t mi p3t g3t s1ck!!!!!!!!!!111" and you say "What?" Then you get iced(banned) 3. The quality They claim the shop will restock every 8 minutes or so but it is actually random and by that random I mean a few hours, and because of that people grab the items befor you are done haggling. 4. The moolah Thats TNT's goal they want to make as much money as they can then the site is officialy abandoned. 5. Frozen Thats what TNT does for fun, you cant even say "my name is Bob and I live in a box" because they think its is giving out personal info, you can say "Wiccans are the only thing you should believe in because our opinion matters and yours doesn't!!!"(not trying to offend anyone) without getting banned but you get banned for saying "I dont eat ham im Jewish" then you are Banned!

xXFinalFantasyXx:Idiot you still play Neopets? NoobaSuarusRex26563527: Z0MG J44 D0 J00 Pl4Y 1T????/

by Moxie Jenifer Blake October 01, 2006

Neopets

a popular yet overrated website that you can create virtual pets on and practically live a second life through. Many people go on it 24/7 AND claim it's addicting. But the fact of the matter is that they have little or no life that they like so neopets is their only way of feeling alive. i'm not trying too insult i'm just saying that so people leave. Seriously neopets is ruining your life! There is a 95% chance your account will be frozen within the next 3 months for something as small as saying bump too rise your board too the top of the Fanclub's board. Oh and I would not reccomend you try out the site people. The designers are s***, the advertising is annoying and the games are cheap. The makers are such jerks that most people wouldn't want too be helping them too get money. QUIT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

Innocent neopian: Hi i'm new here at the boards and I just luvve NEOPETS. IT ROKS! Fc "literates": No. You are a NOOB! you are illiterate. You are dumb because you don't bother too type perfectly. Go too the noobs board! Quit begging no ones going too be your neofriend when your that pathetic. Innocent neopian: :( you guys suck! TNT to innocent neopian: Your account has been frozen for use of insults and swearwords. Say goodbye too your painted pets, and million neopoints that you spent soo long earning. :) Source: Porridgey, Christchurch, NewZealand

by Porridgey March 03, 2007

neopets

Neopets... Used to be fun but now is just a big stinking pile of report-happys, glitches and POWER-CRAZY LEADERS, e.g. Adam and his asparagus. You are reported for saying, hi, church was sooooo cool today, we sang songs! The site is over-run by n00bs who can't spell and trip over each other to report you. You haven't got a hope in hell of winning any contest as all the 30 year old freaks are sticking their brains in. Advertising has taken over the site. Who cares about what McDonalds is serving today? It's never open anyway! Your pets can starve but there is no way to actually kill them, why oh why did I ever join neopets and think it was fun. I joined when I was only about 7, they took great fun in freezing my account by saying I was stealing from someone else! I WAS 7 YEARS OLD! (Also, the contests are very, very hard!)

Lenny Conundrum: A man walks around Neopia 17 times, he starts off on the 14th of May, on the way, he stops 5 times for 20 minutes, 3 times for 8 minutes and 9 times for 18 minutes! Overall it takes him 96 hours to walk around... How many cream buns did his Chomby eat on the way? Answer next week: 5 and a half, he lost his appetite on the 5th! 0 users won this neopets contest!

by Indigox April 09, 2007

Neopets

It used to be a good site from 1999-2004. In '04 it sold out, now it stinks. First of all, people will report you for no reason. Second, the staff used to care about the members, now all they want is money and they are freezing people for no gosh darn reason. Last, it's been invaded by 7-year-old n00bs that want eboyfriends/egirfriends and they can't even type. I used to have 700,000 NP(neopoints), now since it stinks, I got frozen(I did nothing wrong). In a conclusion, neopets is now the worst site in history.

Chia_Luver41314: OMG! LYK, I GOT A CHOCOLATE CHIA!!!!! FAERIEPIXIEBUNNY5367: U BE TEH BESTEST IN TEH NEOPETS WEBSITE!111!!!!1!!!!1!!! :O Me: So? Who cares? It's just a chocolate chia. They don't cost much. Chia_Luver41314: OMG! LYK, UR CALLING ME POORZ! IM REPORTING U!!!!! *next day I got frozen*

by Hellenisgreat February 19, 2007