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people born on this day have the biggest dicks. whether it may be on their head, spiritually, or physically

Jake: yo I got a bigger dick than u
Shithead: oh fr? how u know?
Jake: I was born on October 29th

Slap people with a name that starts with c

October 29th

October 29th is the make up day for throwing your shortest friend every time you see them. BUT, you can only do it if you have a reasonable excuse for not doing it the day before.

Me: “I missed school yesterday, so I guess I have to throw you today because it is October 29th.

tase your tall friend who threw you across the room day.

On October 29th, Emily tased Kayla since she threw her across the room for being short.

A day where everyone gets a one time n-word pass

Black Guy- Ay its the october 29th

White Guy - Aight my Niggaa

On this day it is legal to kill Jake Ferrer.
You better run boy

October 29th- Kill Jake Ferrer day: Kill the boy named Jake Ferrer

This day, to be kind to insecure people, you will have to hug a flat girl. Let’s raise the awareness for flat people.

Erik: Yo that girl’s flat dude!
Mike: Dude, it’s 29th October! We have to give her a hug, bro!
Erik: Oh yeah, right!