A fork of Rural Dictionary
(Sha-theed)
A perpetually drunk, never-nude, terminally ill woman who is allergic to her tongue and has many abilities and unique attributes. Among her skills are:
-Counting to six
-Seeing God
-Never being hungry
-Doing a Black Flip
-Providing abortions
-Burning down a hospital
-Guaranteeing protection
-Jumping across the street
-Sleeping in a chair
-Singing in the choir
-Immunity to AIDS
-Peeing with the lights off
-Finding you
She always comes first, and she is definitely not Asian. Also, Bono is her brother.
I'm Shithead and my body's a magnet.
Pronounced (SHA-THEED)
Shithead is a faithful companion of any kind.
My cat is such a Shithead, He's always up my ass.
1. Someone who has has shit in their head instead of a brain like regular people.
2. Also someone with a considerably shitty personality.
That dude is such a shithead! He just pissed in the coffee machine in the break room!
Somebody who possesses unattractive traits or misbehaves on a regular basis.
Stop cursing at me you shithead.
someone who acts like a complete piece of shit. someone who deserves to get their face ironed with your grandmas iron.
"Hey Mark why are u acting like a piece of shit."
"Idk JOHN guess I must be a shithead."