A fork of Rural Dictionary
The abbreviation for the genetic disease "Oversized Male Genitals", in which the genitals are both very long and very thick (commonly mistaken for "Oh my God!").
OMG sufferer: Dad I have something to tell you. Father: OMG! You're gay! OMG sufferer: No Dad... I have an OMG. Father: I knew that you would get that from me.
oh my god. the most commonly used blasphemy in the world. sometimes you sound really stupid using it and other times it is quit appropriate. but mostly it helps fill space in an argument.
person 1 : i'm so fat. person 2: OMG! you weigh 99 pounds get over it!
"Oh my god" (or OMFG meaning "Oh my fucking god")
Person A: Guess what? Person B: What? Person A: I went to the Green Day concert! Person B: OMG, that is so awesome!!
It Is Commonly Mistaken For The Term, "Oh My God" But Trully It Means, "Oh My Gerard" As In Gerard Way. Because He Rocks. And Is Awesomely Awesome. Could Also Be Written As OMGW.
-------- Me: OMG (Oh My Gerard) I Saw MCR Live In Auckland! Other Person: WTF?!? hooz MCR???nnd hooz liek, geRawrd?? Aww, I brokd a naiel!!!!! Me: *Hits Other Person On Head With Shovel* Bitch
More goddamned instant messenger lingo used by bubbly/retarded pre-teen and teenage girls (and flamers) who cannot type. This is also sometimes spoken verbally by those that don't have full command of the english language.
A blonde talking to girl on instant messanger- "OMG! You, like, kissed, like, a boy? Like, that is, like, so, like, gay."