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ond

on dick

"she smell so bad she stinking everything up." "OND SHE IS BRUH"

by vacation rhett and link June 01, 2023

OND

Our Next Date. For when you've just had a first date with someone and there is so much electricity between both of you that you want to see them again so much that you don't have time to write out 'our next date.'

Me: "Hey gorgeous, let's organise OND!" Them: "Totally! You have an amazing booty!"

by SecretAgent0077 February 13, 2018

Ond

Ond is the hebrew equivalent of Owned, although it's like, allot more l33t than owned. Ond is the catchphrase of Onderman who is the same as Kikkoman,only he onds, and is not a soy-man...í_í; Ond is usually used by Markus\Marcus, cuz he onds allot. His favorite hobby is onding people in #anime-manga, espically retarded nubs like prophet. The Onderbunch consists of 9 members: 1)Sabin - Teh major ondergun. 2)DrLoco - DDR onder. 3)Onslaught - GB onder. 4)Sezuke - Mastul onder. 5)Totoguy - FAQ onder. 6)Dark_Ninja - French\Smallville onder. 7)Shu - Just shuuuu! - onder. 8)Da_Worldu - ctrl+c\v onder. 9)^Gohan - Star onder. This bunch loves to ond nubs, and hates mexican people on Gunbound. k la? waaaaaaaaaa.

1)OND OND OND! 2)I onded you. 3)I r teh onder. 4)Ondergunnnnnnn!

by Deicide August 29, 2005

OND

Old News Dan. A phrase or abbreviation for when a friend or colleague references a subject that everyone else already knows.

Dan: oh have you heard Ed Sheehan’s new album? Everyone else: Very OND that mate

by Dansmumisfit May 16, 2022

Isa ond

Isa Ond is someone that will rape you for literally nothing but a gif of a plant pepe air humping and will call your dad and have a 3some with your fucking dog.

Isa Ond raped my dog Why Because I had consensual sexual intercourse with her exhaust pipe on her car Wow Ye Black

by Blsckk July 21, 2018

paradigm-ond

–noun 1. Grammar . a. a set of forms all of which contain a particular element, especially the set of all inflected forms based on a single stem or theme. Reflected and refracted into a multi-colored luminous hue. 2. an example serving as a model; pattern. Reflected and refracted into a multi-colored luminous hue.

The thoughts he was having were "paradigm-ond." The vision the man had was in a "paradigm-ond" form.

by SOLARMOON March 16, 2011

ond

on delivered

WTF this dude still got me ond and it’s been 8 hours

by ifwphysicalaffection April 19, 2024