A fork of Rural Dictionary
A schizophrenic muppet who worries about everything. Featured on the popular American television series for children, "Sesame Street."
Zoe: Let's play with umbrellas today, yayyy! Telly: NO ZOE, IT'LL POKE YOU IN THE EYE! Zoe: Fuck off, Telly. I'm more popular than you anyway.
a pimp ass guy who gets all the ladies for an unkown reason, since he is not particularly good looking. He especially likes younger girls and taking virginity. He most likely has many sexually transmitted diseases.
"eww that guy is so telly" "man he took how many v-cards? what a fuckin' telly!"
An affectionate term for your cellular phone Also can be used as a proper noun.
I was trying to put the moves on this babe, but my telly wouldn't quit ringing. Telly's dead cuz i left my charger at that guy's house last night. 'Here Telly! Where are you boy!'
Basically a stripper that does her work in a hotel usually likes to have the word bandz at the end of their Instagram names and flex with bare money