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pagers

Pagers, a phrase invented by the gods to mean that was awesome, often mistaken for 'poggers' but is a term to describe something more shocking than that of which you would use the phrase 'poggers'

I didn't know you could do a somersault, holy shit thats pagers!

by Strongieeee January 17, 2021

Pager

A rager in one’s pussy

Roxy had the best Saturday night when it ended with an epic pager!

by The BPs May 07, 2021

Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome

When you wore a pager and were on call 24/7 for so many years that your hip still buzzes occasionally even though you no longer wear a pager.

Oh man my hip won't stop vibrating where I used to wear my pager all the time!
Dude you have Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome, just let it goooooo.

by DeCryptIcon February 21, 2022

Pagerism

Similar to plagiarism, pagerism is the act of saying a quote that is a Facebook fan page to your friends, and taking credit for it as your own.

Dave: "Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink."

*Everybody Laughs

Luke: "Dude you got that on Facebook. That's pagerism, noob."

*Silence

by a7776gh4 October 26, 2011

One-Pager

When you make someone ejaculate so much that it could soak through an entire sheet of paper.

Me: “I totally gave your mom a one-pager last night.”
Friend: 😐

by whisperonastarchase February 13, 2024