A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person who ties up their sweatshirt strings and sinks themselfs into a pile of pillows and blankets while crunching on some chips and binge watching netflix all weekend
"what did you do all weekend" "i was being a potato"
Socially awkward or innocent person; awkwardly shy
"Do you swear a lot?" - "No. I'm a potato" "Are you popular?" - "No I'm too much of a potato"
Someone who's forever alone and no one would want to touch with a 10 ft stick.
A word to describe an absolutely amazing and beautiful or good looking. Like SUPER freaking good looking person.
"He was looking potatoful today" "Did you see how potatoful she looked today?"
A word that can be used in place of other words such as stupid, retarded, etc. Potato, or potatoes if the situation calls for it, can be used as an adjective to describe a person or an event/series of events.
"That was some potatoes right there" "Last night was so full of potatoes" "Are you with potatoes right now?"