A fork of Rural Dictionary
adj. Being in love with cars more than people.
"Did Rob get back together with his girlfriend?" "No. He's been 'petro-sexual' since he bought his '68 Camaro."
Petro the Pony is a name some people give to petrounis. It comes from the name Pedro Pony from peppa pig. Everytime people call him that name he threatens to change his user 🤣.
Not Petro the Penguin Not Petro the Peacock Not Petro the Puffer Fish But Petro the Pony 🐴