A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Pre-Game Dump: Traditionally invented by athletes who would use this strategy to become more relaxed before an important game, the Pre-Game Dump is the shit you take before a big moment or event which requires high performance and low stress/tension for success. The Pre-Game Dump is a relaxing experience which prepares you both mentally and physically for a stressful event. Although originally meant for athletic events, it can (and should be) used before any big event such as an interview, a speech, or an important exam. Effects of the Pre-Game Dump include: Reduced stress, feeling of readiness, focus, and confidence. One side advantage of the Pre-Game Dump is that it eliminates the chances that you will shit yourself in the specific stressful situation.
Daniel: "dude help me out. I'm freaking out about this last match." Mr. Miyagi: "chill bro. Take that pre-game dump and whoop some ass"
tim lindsay getting head before his soccer game
Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Gulp, ok good luck time
n. A monster shit taken immediately before a stressful event. v. To take a monster shit. Origins: Said and performed by hockey players immediately before a game so that they do not shit themselves when checked on the ice.
"There's only one thing left to do before I ace this chemistry exam: take a pre-game dump." "Waterloo lost and was killed because he didn't pre-game dump. If he had, history would have been changed for EVER!"
Taking a poo before going out to a party.
Sammy: "Where is AlPal? I'm growing a mustache we've been waiting so long." Carla: "I don't know, but do you smell that?" (Alli walks out from the bathroom) Alli: "Don't go in there for a while, I just took a pre-game plop."
the act of cumming before an event in order to mentally and physically prepare and/or relax yourself for aforementioned event. Examples of events can vary from: prom, graduation, a party, asking a girl/guy out, a football game, etc.
"Hey man are you nervous about giving that speech?" "Nah, I had a pre-game nut and I feel ready for anything"
To drink alcoholic beverages prior to a social engagement that may or may not be happening in order to make it more enjoyable. Similar to the standard Pre-Game.
Michael: I'm gonna start drinking, might be going out tonight. Alex: Ah, a Precautionary Pre-Game.