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Pummel Suck

To suck the butt cheeck so hard you taste the peepoo

"Nothings harder then the way i pummel sucked your mom last night"

by PummelSucker500 September 30, 2019

Pummel Rocket

a term used by men who feel the need to compensate for a small penis, usually used to describe said penis to women they are trying to seduce

Hey baby, wanna come take a ride on my pummel rocket? It'll take you to the moon and back.

by an0na-m0use September 03, 2009

pummel horse

Noun:

A large person who attempts to situate themself in a chair by holding onto the arms of the chair, lifting his/her large body, and tucking his/her fat legs under his/her fat ass.

"She keeps breaking chairs because she acts like it's a pummel horse"

by Widow1 July 20, 2006

penis pummeler

Someone who pounces up and down of a hard penis.

My girlfriend tied me up and really worked me over last night. She's a awesome penis pummeler.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

Power Pummel

The signature move of the awesome-ness Matthew J. Pinches. When combined with the mass destruction of his Power run, there will be utter chaos.

David: OH HAMBURGERS!!! MY OLDER BROTHER IS COMING TOWARDS ME WITH HIS POWER PUMMEL AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!!

Matthew J. Pinches: HAH HAH!! That's what you get for taking my wrestling doll!!

by MSooRi February 19, 2009

gastric pummeled belly

An unsettling of your stomach that can be caused by several different things. A night of drinking, a spicy meal, or any type of dairy product. This may also cause your stomach to boil, brew, or induce violent and explosive bowel movements and diarrhea.

I just polished off a pizza and a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee's Best Light. I guarantee that at about 5am tonight I'm going to have serious GPB. Yeah, that's Gastric Pummeled Belly.

by Junkboyy January 15, 2009

flower pummel

To fist yourself or another person.

She flower pummels herself

by Craggle September 04, 2006