A fork of Rural Dictionary
The state of being high or stoned while also indulging in a cup of strong, caffeinated coffee.
Bro: Dude wanna burn this sweet blunt i just rolled? Brah: nah man, I'm taking it slow, I'm already pretty roasted… Bro: Dude WTF, you went to Starbucks without me AND burned before you even got here??? Brah: Sorry man…
The act of verbally assaulting someone until you hurt their feelings, sometimes to the point of making them cry. In most cases it is associated to fags who think everyone likes them.
Chris acted so tight, even though nobody liked him, so i started roasting him in front of everybody. Chris: Hey everybody check out my new threads. John: Nobody cares fag. Chris: My jeans cost more than you're whole outfit. John: It looks like you got them things as a hand-me-down. Chris: What makes you think that? John: There's a huge ketchup stain in the front, and your jeans are so tight they look like they chopping off your ankles. Chris: *Embarrassed* *Runs to the bathroom and cries*
To get owned or to get beat or made a fool of
somebody kicks you in the nuts and you get roast potatoed or roasted
To make fun of others in a degrading way. Insecure people are like that.
Roasts Bully: You have no hairline! You: Your gonna find Waldo before you find your hairline. Crowd: Ohhhh! Problem Solved
Roast, to Insult someone in a humorous way or if you’re being deadass then just insult their ass
Guy #1: Damn you looks ugly asf Guy #2: BOI I KNOW YOU AINT TALKING NIGGA WITH YOUR STEWIE HEADASS BOI GET YOUR UGLY NUMBUH 1 FROM KIDS NEXYDOOR HEADASS OUT OF HERE. Guy #1: Damn you really gotta roast your boi like that? Guy #2: NIGGA FUCK WHO SAID I WAS YOUR BOI AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR SAME-PAIR-OF-JEANS WEARING ASS
(this is the 2018 version, I have made a previous version which is now outdated) 1) A popular form of insult, using the following format: Step one: choose a start ex.: "Get outta here, with your" or "look at you with your" or "get your". Step two: insert the most freaking random object or thing that comes to your mind. ex. solar system, potato, palm tree etc... Step three: use one of the following endings (these are bleeped out): looking @ss or head@ss. followed by "outta here". 2) when someone is saying a good insult Note that roasts used to be much more well thought out, and I am very disappointed of what roasting has become.
1) some person: some other person: oh yeah, well look at you, with yo grapevine looking @ss, get yo monkey head looking @ss outta here! some person: please leave, nobody likes you 2) *someone says a good insult ooh man you were roasting him man!