A fork of Rural Dictionary
One of the greatest masters of hide n' seek, rivaled only by Carmen Sandiego, Osama Bin Laden, and the TV Remote. How does he do it? Witchcraft.
P1: Where's Waldo? p2: Who cares.... Hey! I found the remote!
The person in the office that is never doing their job and can never be found.
person 1 Where's Sarah I havent seen her do anything all day? person 2 She's being a Waldo again, I saw her photocopying blank paper.
The guy everyone dresses like which makes him hard to find. He was last seen with Carmen Sandiego.
"Where the Fuck is Waldo? He owes me Money"
That guy you can never effing find, but when you do, it's like, how the fuck did I miss him?
I finally found Waldo, that crazy mofo
Waldo is a person that is hiding from Chuck Norris while using Harry Potter's cloak of invisibility while having an awesome adventure.
"Where's Waldo?" "Well ... Chuck Norris scared the shit out of him so he went to Narnia with the Invisibility Cloak"