A fork of Rural Dictionary
To drink lots of coffee all day because you're addicted and that's the only way you feel like a whole person.
I made some coffee in the french press this morning that's as black as my soul, and I've been riding the black pony ever since.
When a girl is riding a black guy who is wearing a brown horse mask reverse cowgirl.
Did you hear about Becky? She was riding the brown pony all last night with Devonté.
when a woman is on her period.
"Why is she being such a bitch today?"
"I'm not sure, maybe she's riding the cotton pony."
The act of a person being high,after snorting cocaine
DAD:"son are you riding the white pony"
SON:"no"
A white person having sex with a black male.
A white porn actress going bi-racial reverse cowgirl style.
Living on an laxative diet.
My favorite porn actress just went super slut and is anally riding the chocolate pony.
Slang for a woman on her period.
"I'm riding the red pony"
"Are you riding the red pony this week?"
"Do you have a tampon; I'm riding the red pony."