A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun: Person: A miserable son-of-a-bitch usually past middle age. Noun: Object: An older mechanical device such as a car that has constant problems.
1) That ruddy ol' cock pissed on my rhododendrons. Let's egg his house. 2) Fuck, the engine overheated! I'm sick of this ruddy ol' cock breakin' down all the time.
A duck with a 9-17 inch (22cm to 43cm) explosive corkscrew penis with barbs on it.
When I grow up, I want to be an Argentine Ruddy Duck!
Used as a taunt/warning call prior to the action of sticking ones leg out with the aim of tripping a colleague up. Not necessarily to make him fall completely over but just for him or her to break stride rhythm and look like a "twat" in front of tidy snatches or rugby jocks they are trying to impress. Scream this at the top of your voice before the fatal trip.
*walking along when suddenly "mind the ruddy gap!!!" *person stumbles slightly and everyone mocks them/calls them a cunt
A big-time trouble maker, jokester, prankster, thief, etc.
"To took my coffee, you ruddy guttersnipe!"
1. highly improbable 2. as likely as using wood to cut diamonds 3. as likely as a virgin floozy recovering from cervical, vaginal, and colon cancer 4. as likely as a psychotic, autistic person with low to middling intelligence and work ethic becoming wildly successful in her field 5. of Biblical probability: Was the Red Sea made into a corridor? Not ruddy likely BUT GOD DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY
"Girlpearl! Was that self-published book a #1 New York Times bestseller??!" "Not ruddy likely."