A fork of Rural Dictionary
Scomo is an inflammation of the coiled tube at the back of the testicle that stores and carries sperm
Auugghh fuck my balls hurt. I think I’ve got scomo.
A man that tries to shake your hand in public. But you refuse and pull your hand away. He then forces the hand shake for a photo op.
See that guy over there? He's a total ScoMo. I think he pissed himself before at the Cricket.. I ain't shaking his hand
Why are you telling me scomos? I saw you do it! Had to scomo to the Mrs about this weekend.
Pronounced 'Scoh-Moh' Evade any responsibility and lack any empathy at all while doing it. Whilst holding any kind of position with basic standards or responsibility to fellow humans, pulling a ScoMo means to blame somebody else, and smirk a little while doing it. And if you can talk sharply in a 'bully' style while communicating it, then you've done a successful ScoMo. Added points for blaming an invisible man in the sky.
Peter pulled a real Scomo when he let his kids eat his ecstasy tablets! He blamed the kids, laughed at them, and got angry at his wife for telling the ambulance it was Peter's fault!
A useless twerp who can't or won't lead.
Scott Morrison is an utter scomo.