A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you bugger off from work for a week to avoid a difficult task, but you're so useless nobody notices for the first three days. Then when you're caught out you promise to come straight back to work only for it to take another four days. Everything goes on as normal without you because you're totally useless anyway.
Jono did a Scomo last week and even his wife didn't miss him until the weekend.
A person who has set aside the needs of the people they have been elected to represent in order to pursue personal religious convictions and political aspirations.
“Hey mate, do you remember that time you, a self-reported Christian, set up illegal prisons to detain human beings seeking political refuge, thereby committing human rights abuses, and then sold it as ‘protecting borders’? That was such a ScoMo move, dude.”
A baby boomer who tries to be hip and with it by getting diggity-down with the cool kid's lingo, cause he thinks he ain't no square. Still thinks nifty is an appropriate term. Only speaks in three-word slogans. Someone who wants to be hashtag-able, but T-Rex types. Is actually wickedly out-of-touch and cringe-worthy. A total n00b.
"Did you see that boomer on TV talking about Pokemon Go and Snapchatting?" "Yeah, that guy is a real ScoMo."
A man that tries to shake your hand in public. But you refuse and pull your hand away. He then forces the hand shake for a photo op.
See that guy over there? He's a total ScoMo. I think he pissed himself before at the Cricket.. I ain't shaking his hand
Pronounced 'Scoh-Moh' Evade any responsibility and lack any empathy at all while doing it. Whilst holding any kind of position with basic standards or responsibility to fellow humans, pulling a ScoMo means to blame somebody else, and smirk a little while doing it. And if you can talk sharply in a 'bully' style while communicating it, then you've done a successful ScoMo. Added points for blaming an invisible man in the sky.
Peter pulled a real Scomo when he let his kids eat his ecstasy tablets! He blamed the kids, laughed at them, and got angry at his wife for telling the ambulance it was Peter's fault!
Noun: - The embodiment of all stupidity in Australia, who is somehow (we thought it was impossible) easily able to top the punch-ability of Malcolm Turnbull's smug expressions with his stupid and bewildered face. Not one single person in Australia wanted him, but sadly he was the lesser evil of the 2 other real opponents he faced; the #wokefeminist 50,000,000 year old prude Hillary Clinton wannabe, and a literal Alien who holds nationalist beliefs, even though he came from an entirely different planet. - A baby boomer who likes to boast about an expected budget surplus (which might I add, is pretty easy to do if you sell half of your assets). In his spare time he goes onto "the Facebook" and catches up on all the recent Mee Mee's and the "hip lingo", only when he speaks he sounds like a mix between that one friend who talks like they're an expert of any subject, someone seriously out of breath, and any other baby boomer that has no concept of 'Millennial culture". Adjective: - Fuckface - Substance-less piece of shit - Mental ward inpatient
"Last night I was watching sky news and I think I'm gonna vote for the liberals now" "You absolute ScoMo" ----- "Did you hear about the new policy by ScoMo?" "Don't be ridiculous, he doesn't have any real policies"