A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are so hung over that you miss work or some important meeting or task that puts your career in jeopardy.
Dude, where the hell where you today....?
I was out til 4 am doing shots for Lea Anne's birthday and took a snow day.
Bryan took a snow day after partying all night and missed an important school board meeting...
When you cum in your hand and slap somebody in the face.
John just went in his hand and gave sally a snow day
Refers to a work day interrupted by an internet outage that effectively shuts down all productivity, especially at a .com.
Co-worker 1: Our internet is down.
Co-worker 2: Woo hoo! Digital snow day! Let's go get coffee.
A dangerous game of chance in which a student chooses not to do any of his homework, counting on the next day of school being a snow day.
The term comes from Russian Roulette.
"Dude you got the math homework?"
"Dude...it's snowing out...I'm playin snow day roulette, baby."
the girl you can cuddle up with on a snowy day, stay warm with under the covers, watch a movie, and drink hot chocolate
Bro 1: "Yo man it's sick that classes got cancelled today. You tryin to shred this powder up?"
Bro 2: "Nah man I think I'm gonna hit up my snow day girl, throw on a movie, and sip on some hot coco."