A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cruel and heartless man that wrote scores of plays for the sole purpose of torturing young schoolboys and -girls for generations after his death.
Shakespeare...That bastard.
The most amazing person to roam this planet. Romeo and Juliet was timeless. Breathtaking. Such an icon. Such a freaking icon.
That's a good poem, but you're no Shakespeare!
1. rather good but slightly overrated playwright
2. largely considered one of the most horrendous forms of torture ever imposed on countless school children.
"shows over shakespeare" ---Homer Simpson
The most brilliant writer of all time
Shakespere wrote stuff that we could never write in our dreams
A single earring sported in tribute to the famed playwright.
My Shakespeare professor wears a gold Shakespearring.