A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a team of legends lines up and each sticks a pinga (ecstasy pill) in the persons anus that is directly in front of them.
Shit got really out of hand last night, who suggest we ride the shelve train! The most awkward way of meeting my friends new boyfriend seeing as he was in front of me
An extraordinarily large pair of breasts. So much so, that they have ascended beyond the point of simply being a "rack", and have in fact raised to the level of a "shelving unit."
Often used as a way of expressing the sheer monstrous volume of fat contained within the Mammory Glands of a Homosapien (Human) Female.
Guy #1: Man, check out the shelving unit on that!
Guy #2: I bet you could even rest your elbows on them to light your smoke.
Guy #1: My dream girl.
The act of banging a girl by means of stopping by her room for a vistit upon her request; particularly in a dorm-like environment where many chicks are available.
I'm putting up shelves tonight for sure because I just dropped pecker three times in one game and Alyssa saw it. Like a boss!
The act of taking a dump in a store's display case
I was so frustrated with the quality of their product, that I helped them by "stocking the shelves" with some of my own product.
When you double stack two penises Oreo style.
Stay away son, them mfs book shelving.
When you shit an entire log onto the toilet seat, on purpose.
Bro! I totally just shelved a log on that bitches seat.
Ewww my boyfriend is into shelving!
Dude, I think I’m gonna shelf at that girls party
When you pop a dip dipping tobacco in your upper lip.
His lower tray was raw so he embraced top-shelving a beaver pinch.