Country Dictionary

1. The male gentialia.

2. A children's toy produced by fictional company Blammo!

"Get off my log!"

"Action log, by Blammo!"

To cockslap somebody, when you have a penis like a horse's.

She pretty much deserved a good logging after the horrible joke she told, but no one with enough viagra was around to do it.

a standard looking tube-shaped poo.

Someone dumped a shit in the public swimming pool whilst it was packed and as soon as the log reached the surface everyone in the pool evacuated!

A large piece of timber.

Hey look, it's a large piece of timber, also known as a log.

state of being a dead weight in the morning after a night of drinking

"What's Amani doing?...it's 3 pm!"

"Being a log."

1. A long, formed shit that falls in 1 piece from one's asshole into the toilet. Does not generally consist of compacted poo balls, but rather a uniform, 'pointed at both ends' shit.

2. A dude with a skin rocket hangin between his thighs. Swings back and forth when he walks.

1. Adam: "Dude hurry up we're gonna be late!"

Craig: "Holy f*ck Adam check out this log I just dropped."

Adam: "Damn dude didn't know your asshole could stretch that far."

Craig: "Haha f*ck off man. Your fault... You with that log you got in your pants.

Adam: 8-) "Hell yea..."

the best toy in the history of toys, advertised on the ren and stimpy show. produced by toy company "Blammo!"

It rolls down stairs, rolls over in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog.. fits great on your back, it's great for a snack, it's LOG LOG LOG! it's LOG, LOG, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood! it's LOG, it's LOG, it's better than bad, it's GOOD! everyone wants a LOG, you're gonna love your LOG, everyone needs a LOG, LOG, LOG, LOG!