A fork of Rural Dictionary
Essentially a person who is all around great and fabolous (that is if you can handle this name) A person with a huge penis and attracts all the ladies with his muscular smart being. Smells great. Plays tons of video games. Is not gay
Have you seen that Shiv over there?
What happens when someone gets shafted. Has no conjugation or plural form. A shiv occurs when a person is blindsided by an unfortunate event.
Dante: did you hear what Biz did?
Nino: no, what did he do?
Dante: he shiv Leo so hard! He got with his girl!
Nino: no way, this guy biz is an opp
In hockey, a goalie that lets in a lot of goals.
In other words, a goalie that sucks.
Shit, 7-0 in the first period?! The goalie is a shiv.