A fork of Rural Dictionary
To shit into a sock. This aforementioned sock is then, generally, left somewhere that it will generally be sat on. This causes the fecal matter to seep through the sock, and all over the person.
Dude, I just shocked MattyM's mum's bed! She'll probably love it though.
Adjective:
Slightly boring, uninteresting and not worth your attention.
Its origen: The word is often used to make articles or internet pages seem interesting to a potential reader, as it is coincidentally homonym to its own antonym Shocking, from which the word Shocking was derived in the early part of the information/internet era.
Related forms:
Verb: Shock
Adverb: Shockingly
Synonyms: Staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.
Antonyms: Shocking, staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.
"It was shocking"
"What he did next would shock the whole world"
"The original inventor of windows has revealed his biggest breakthrough since windows 1.0! It's Shocking!"
A term used to describe an electrician that is always angry and not good at their job.
That guy that wired the pump up was a real shock sucker, I had to go back and fix everything.