A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another meaning for being drunk or stoned, such as wasted,leanin, smackked, & bent.
2Kan- Damn boy that arty was poppin lat night
Peenut- You was feelin right ?
2Kan- I was type slanted 5
Plural for Slant, an old derogatory word for anyone with Epicanthic Folds over their eyes (slants over their eyes). Made popular during the second world war when it was used to target people of Asian decent.
"Those slants fucked my order up again. Why can't I ever get good Chinese takeout?"
The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.
Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.
Kate: I’d rather die.
I don't know where Nate is, but he's probably out cruising downtown for some slant buns.
A slant pun is similar to a slant rhyme in that it is an imperfect pun. Basically it's when you make a kind of pun, but it's bad but you still want to count it as a pun
*looking at a picture of castle ruins that feature your friends*
"You kinda ruin the right side though, might wanna get that cropped out"
The word "ruin" would be the slant pun.