A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sucking your own dick while smelling your own farts.
I gave myself a Dutch Smokestack last night, it was glorious
a lanky absolute fuck-up. a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter is someone who is tall but skinny and fucks up all the time.
"oh my god, josh is such a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter." "haha i know right, he is so goofy."
The act of a man smoking and holding the smoke in then performing oral sex on another man and blowing the smoke out his nose during the act.
Todd took a massive hit from a bong and then gave mike and corey a flaming smokestack.