A fork of Rural Dictionary
Some Old Mother Fucker. Coined by Aerosmith's Steven Tyler. Check out some teeshirts of his circa 1993.
You're SOMF.
Stands for "Secrets of Magic Forum", a place where you can learn cool trciks and magic stuff
It's a place where people who share an interest in Magic, card tricks and that sort of stuff, help each other out. So SoMF is a place to learn some cool tricks & stuff from other people like yourself - but mainly "Magic", which is pretty cool anyway.
Story Of My Life. Something you hear, or see that always happens to you either good or bad. Typically, people use it as a way to agree with someone else's story that they can relate to.
Person 1: "I always drop the bar of soap in the bath and then I can never find it."
Person 2: "Somf"
SOMF - sit on my face. When time is of the essence, the abbreviation should be utilised.
Oh baby, you're so got. I need you to SOMF!
SOMF- Sit On My Face or Sat On My Face
"Hey baby why don't you come over here and SOMF"
"Last night she (or he/they ) SOMF"