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SoMF

Stands for "Secrets of Magic Forum", a place where you can learn cool trciks and magic stuff

It's a place where people who share an interest in Magic, card tricks and that sort of stuff, help each other out. So SoMF is a place to learn some cool tricks & stuff from other people like yourself - but mainly "Magic", which is pretty cool anyway.

by Jason Gom July 15, 2008

Somf

The acronym for "sit on my face" used commonly towards highly attractive females with gratuitous behinds.

Kyle: dude that chick is fine!

Mark: man I know I would totally let her somf. Then drink her bath water

by Buster Miller July 08, 2014

SOMF

the abbreviation of the expression "Sit On My Face".

SOMF is primarily used as an indicative of sexual attraction, or as an act of sexual dominance.

Used in conjunction with Twitter, It is often stylised as #SOMF.

Tom Daley, #SOMF

by purpledinosaursrule December 30, 2012

SOMF

Sit On My Face. Term is used to show sexual feelings towards another individual.

Why Sara, dont you want to SOMF today?

by rimits January 25, 2009

somf

sit on my face

i told the bitch to somf.

by kieran May 26, 2003

SOMF

abbreviated form of the phrase "Sit On My Face"

SOMF can be used to denote domination over another person

Facial sittings became popular in developing countries as a form of sexual intercourse which didnt require condoms. This was believed to be a way to prevent the spread of STD's and prevent unwanted pregnancies.

The abbreviation became popular with college students through the social networking site Facebook.

SOMF BITCH!!!


by purple dream November 18, 2008

Somf

Sit on my face

Jordan Kelly; SOMF!
Some Girl; -sits on his face-

by iwantjordansballz June 18, 2010