Country Dictionary

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storage warred

A semi fraudulent method of selling goods (usually for trading cards but can apply to the equivalent). The seller will state that items are raw and ungraded/unsearched but in reality, they have been searched but the seller 'plants' better quality items in what is purchased in the hopes that the buyer will be exultant regarding the find. (Similar to Storage Wars tactics).

Person 1: I got 1000 trading cards for twenty dollars! I even found a three dollar rookie card in the mix!!! Person 2: Twenty dollars for 999 commons and one 3 dollar card? You were Storage Warred

by CryHavoc August 18, 2019

FYYFSTF Storage

FYYFSTF Storage is a fictional storage facility in the book Put My Numbers On That The FYYFSTF stands for: Fuck You You Fucking Shit Turd Fuck

Yo, you fucking Ginger Snappah head, meet me over at FYYFSTF Storage to pick up the TVs

by Ginger Snappah Head July 19, 2022

The Storage Unit

A sex term used to describe when you take a shit and leave it in the toilet. Go and have anal with your partner until their asshole is the size of a water bottle. Once you are done grab your turd from the toilet and stuff it in her ass.

Ayyyy baby you down to do the storage unit tonight? Youve been promising me since last week.

by WiiWontWork March 14, 2020

Elixir Storage

A woman or Man that plays clash of clans in their free time that you would like to have sex and ejaculate into.

"Oh my god I want Erin to be my Elixir storage so bad"

by BR3AD March 08, 2019

Storage Sock

A worn out (usually) sock that can no longer be used for wearing purposes, and is now used as something for storage, mainly of small objects such as change. They can also be used as a beating instrument in some cases if nothing better is available.

Person 1: All my socks are wearing out, I finally had to go out to buy some new ones because I was running out. Person 2: Too bad, I hate having to throw socks away. Person 1: No, No, I didn't throw them away, I just threw some stuff in them and used them as storage socks. Person 2: Oh.

by rippinblaise November 19, 2009

dead nigger storage

a word jimmie screams when u accidentally shoot martin in the face and bring him to jimmie's house

IS THERE A SIGN IN MY GARAGE THAT SAYS DEAD NIGGER STORAGE?

by somerandomdudeidfk April 13, 2021

Willy Storage Facility

A vaginal cavity.

Labby saw the beauty of the man before her and said to Genny, "I want him inside my willy storage facility! I just want him to electrocunt me."

by BeeGeeIsItWindy August 19, 2018