A fork of Rural Dictionary
'Telly' is the slang term for a women, usually middle aged who has developed low hanging tits (boobs if you're American) and a large belly (or gut). This results in one more complete bulge of tits and belly combined, hence 'telly' tits and belly.
Geez look at that that woman, she's got a telly! you can no longer define her tits from her belly!
Slang phrase alluding to a show seen on television. It can refer to something that is watched in person and not on television, such as a fight, a funny accident, or a fun person acting funny.
1. "What are you doing with that stapler? Wow, I don't know what I'd do if you weren't around to keep me entertained." "What can I say? I'm what's 'on the telly.'" 2. "Let's go to High Street and see what's on the telly."
An affectionate term for your cellular phone Also can be used as a proper noun.
I was trying to put the moves on this babe, but my telly wouldn't quit ringing. Telly's dead cuz i left my charger at that guy's house last night. 'Here Telly! Where are you boy!'
Basically a stripper that does her work in a hotel usually likes to have the word bandz at the end of their Instagram names and flex with bare money