Country Dictionary

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Giraffe

A tall awkard animal that eats and poops.

"Damnnn stop being a giraffe"

by Pielover69 February 27, 2013

Giraffe

A sadistic piece of shit that beats it's opponents with it's long-ass neck....

Don't be such a fucking giraffe, jacob...

by Giraffe_man September 20, 2017

Giraffiti

Graffiti drawn at a high place.

Man check out that Giraffiti on that billboard.

by Alex Driggers May 29, 2007

giraffe

a tall skinny women, that has a long neck, and very skinny legs.

"Dude that women belongs in the zoo with the rest of the giraffes"

by ojotheshow April 26, 2009

Giraffe

A position during sex, it roughly describes a very tall person about 7'3 bobbing their neck up and down repeatedly during sex while also doing a cartwheel all over the bed. Giraffe is a daring position, I do not recommend it for anyone who wants to keep their penis after sex

"Holy fuck that Giraffe last night took my dick clean off"

by Michelle Obama99 November 06, 2022

Giraffe

A fictional creature created by the government to spread there lies!!!

GIRAFFES ARE FAKE DONT BELIVE THE LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Tomotc June 13, 2020

Giraffiti

Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Damnit, that hoodlum giraffitied our high school last night! We'll never be able to clean it off!

by [GM]Eagle July 11, 2008